#1. It doesn’t have mosquitoes.
#2. Almost everyone here has a car, and there are adequate traffic signs on its perfectly tarred, perfectly networked roads. There are traffic lights where necessary, and the signs tell the cars when to stop and where not to. It has an efficient transport system – nice large buses free for students and all other residents – that arrives on schedule.
#3. Everyone who lives there is educated, at least beyond four years of University education. Does that count?
#4. Cougar Village has a standard post office. Every apartment has a mailbox into which letters are safely delivered. All is part of the bill.
#5. It’s an expensive place to live in, one that gives good service for the money paid.
#6. It has regular police patrols.
#7. It has wireless internet access, and electric power supply 24/7. This is notwithstanding that one time exception. There is an active telephone and data jacks in every room, and GSM service actually works there. Let’s just say it has all the basic utilities necessary for a sane, civilized survival.
(NB: I heard the word “generator” yesterday for the first time in three weeks – from my Nigerian friend on the internet, and it sounded strange to the ears. Pardon me Nigeria for forgetting what that word, and others like “conductor”, “danfo”, “LASTMA” and “PHCN/NEPA”, means.)
#8. It has a laundry service which you have to pay for, of course.
#9. It has wide recreation centres that include basketball, tennis and sand volleyball courts.
#10. I live there, duh!